I am having one of those "let me off the ride" moments. You know what I'm talking about. You feel kind of dizzy and nauseous and would give anything to be on solid ground. Except I am on solid ground and I'm not on or near any rides.
So close your eyes and come with me here to Fiji. I promise you'll love it. And if you really, seriously are thinking of ever going stay at Octopus Resort in the Yasawa Islands. You won't want to come back.